Shower Masturbation Has Become a Problem at the University of Miami

Posted: January 15, 2014 in Uncategorized
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Shower masturbation in the University of Miami’s male dorms has become such a problem that the school has been forced to put students on notice.

Jerking off in the showers violates the University of Miami Housing Code, as copious amounts of semen (and presumably hair) clog the drains, resulting hundreds of dollars worth of maintenance that will be reflected in a spike in housing costs next year. It’s literally in your hands, students.

For the record, masturbation is not discouraged, just masturbating in the showers. Keep it to yourself; don’t make it a public problem.


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